Shill Token : EOS
$EOS is fucking awesome. It delivers on the promises of all of your shitty investments combined while being backed by the savviest crypto company by several orders of magnitude, @block_one_ . Now keep reading fool.
Are you addicted to a shitcoin like ETH, but are depressed that it has the throughput of a 1980s microwave? Worry not!! EOS will scale it into relevance and abolish gas fees with projects like @LiquidAppsIO another mind melting project that will 100x effortlessly in a few years
Are you one of those plebs that think B1 sucks even after improving EOS by 20x in a year? Get woke son. You know who is woke? @RaoulGMI. Remember this epic post?https://twitter.com/RaoulGMI/status/Read the last line again: You gotta own cash, bonds, bitcoin and gold right now or get rekt.
You know what B1 did with their ICO money while everyone horribly lost theirs? They dumped the shit out of ETH, bought over a bil in bonds, a bil in cash and 140k BTC. A year before @RaoulGMI‘s post because they are woke af. You know what they are gonna do with those riches?
Make EOS investors rich. If they don’t, they are super fucked legally. They have some of the smartest geniuses in history of life like @bytemaster7 and handsome devils like @BrendanBlumer working on the most exciting tech in history. What the fuck do you think is gonna happen?
Buying into China dominance FUD? Just chill the fuck out and stop being racist towards china. Those amazing bastards are 100% carrying the price right now. Stop crying because they game theoried the shit out of you. Be better.
The future: eos 1.8 will come out. Then gamebreaking shit like Voice, @PlayBlankos and a bunch of other godlike shit will come out as beta. Then couple of months of fud because it doesnt have the impact that crypto degens need. And then eos 2.0 comes out whatever the fuck that is
Then a few more months of testing and tweaking and then around q4 2020 or q1 2021, BAM! Everything comes out at once, with Hundreds of millions of dollars in marketing and #EOS makes a parabolic run into the triple digits. Then you go get yourself a MaxShill tattoo and party.
Now roll a Jay, sit down and listen to this epic @mBluCrypto video because he is the shit.
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