Hello EOS shillz and haterz. Welcome back to another episode of EOS Popcorn, the longest running shitshow in EOS outside of the EOSIO Telegram group. In this clammy episode Rami finds happiness, we learn Wilfra’s end game, Doug nearly misses out, and another former EOS hopeful bites the dust. Oh yea, and Rob continues to have never left.
Mask up, take your pants off, pour a large glass of peach schnapps, and let’s get this bleeping party started.
The lone review from last weeks episode of Popcorn is in. Luke apparently still raging against lawns.
…and then there’s our little buddy Wilfra. Who never stops raging. He’s a special one isn’t he? We love you Wilfra. Popcorn loves you.
There is only one man…
When you’ve run out of “yes men.”
Really Doug? You resort to this low level buffoonery, to make your bi-monthly Popcorn appearance? Step up your game bro. There are no guarantees in Popcorn.
Outside of Rami’s cycle. Sigh.
Sheesh Rektkid, no reason to be negative.
“And now a live report from the peanut gallery. Peanut gallery, what do you have for us today?”
I have to agree with Sean@TooLegitCrypto, if it makes Rami happy, it’s worth every fuggin penny.
It was a just a minor “Kurt”fusion but I’m left wondering which two characters he left out.
That’s sweet of you Bonz. Bonz is so sweet.
I like it!
Were you trying to rap here or something?
How can you miss someone who never left?
Bro, if @TheMaxShill said it would be on mainnet, it will be on mainnet.
I mean wtf Rob? Seriously.
If you want to book the Stache, he can do a super-sleazy 15-minute bit. It’ll cost you about a grand, plus a standard 7% Wilfra tax, but we can negotiate, as you very well know I’m the state’s agent.
Poor, poor, Rob.
I can’t write popcorn without clothespins pinching my nipples. There, I said it.
Wtf is going on? I feel like I’m watching a rerun of Rami’s greatest hits.
Just go with it. And every few weeks we will get together on Popcorn and psychoanalyze.
ROCK ON RAMI!!!
Pamp it Robbie!
DYOR Mudcrab, this Widmann guy is a certified mega honcho. I mean MaxShill said so, and he’s the ultimate authority.
BOOM! Rich Widmann in the mother bleeping house!
CEO of pasta carbonara.
Wilfra being cordial with David Moss. So nice to see.
Good questions, good points.
Tongue and cheek.
Would everyone just leave por Rob alone. His pixeos avatar is so cute. I mean look at that thing.
Eric Conner, goes for his 6th “dot eth” of the month award.
A smile that says it all.
Let em’ know Max.
Flamel, word of advice. Change your name to Shill Flannel and then you’ll be free to stop pretending.
“dot eth” outsmarts himself.
Before you knock it, try it first, oh you’ll see it’s a blessing and it’s not a curse.
Rob lumping all the people of China together.
Humans are good!
I just checked in with Brett. He said he’s doing alright and that CryptoTim makes a mouthwatering eggs benedict.
Pretty cool getting shat on by Shatner.
Wilfra’s end game.
So here’s a simplified version of the story. Wilfra gets blocked from WAX Telegram for being Wilfra and goes into Wilfra mode, delists WAX from marketcap.one for being a scam, and makes a public spectacle.
Last but not least, the biggest news of the week by far… Jabba hitting the big 6-0!
“I don’t know why any of you follow me. I just retweet your content and post Jabba laughing gifs in random threads.”